Mob Talker Blaze

(the 2 of us are talking together home alone and she’s pregnant)

her: check it out I call it the pooping chair (a modified recliner chair with a carved out bowl in the center so it’s easier for her to poop herself) it’ll allow me to both watch a movie and poop myself at the same time!

me: why are you okay with pooping yourself? (Puts hand under the chest part of her bikini to touch her boobs and starts playing with her boobs) her: well my friend, I do it cuz well it quite frankly feels good especially sitting down after you poop yourself but I wanna be discreet about it

me: (still touching her boobs) how about we chat about the functionality of the pooping chair?

her: sure (we sit down on the couch) her: see nobody else even notices (pooping herself) you wanna feel the poo?

me: gross way to say it but sure (puts hand on the back part of her bikini undies)

her: (continues pooping herself and starts peeing herself)

me: not bad